A Dissection On Cursing: IE A Rant About Certain Types Of People

CURSING.
Yes. In this we are addressing cursing.
I think this link sort of demonstrates my point on censorship. Although, I'm mainly peeved right about people flipping out about cursing. (Oh my gosh. My first web link. Momentous  moment)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeFZUFX95kE

Okay, you've watched it? Lets move on.
FUCK.
Did that bother you? If it did, GET OUT THE GODDAMN PAGE AND DON'T COME BACK.
You obviously didn't read my warning/intro.
See, in that short story I was going on about, someone commented and said
"I would have liked this better if not for the cursing."
SERIOUSLY?
I used one goddamn fucking 'goddammit' and they say I would've liked it better without the cursing.
Let's address this, shall we?

Number one.

GODDAMMIT.
DOES THAT EVEN MERIT BEING CALLED A 'BAD CURSE WORD'

Number two.

SHIT.
Wow. Look. An actual so called 'bad word'.
Now. Did you get hurt when I said that?
Was there any broken bones?
Did you die?
NO?
WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP.
WHAT IS A GODDAMN CURSE WORD GOING TO DO TO YOU?
Like, seriously?
NOTHING HAPPENS.
So. Watch this video to see what I think:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EldZB85l6bU&list=UU9gFih9rw0zNCK3ZtoKQQyA&index=1

PIPE THE FUCK DOWN.

And this is not addressed to that one person. Its addressed to all those annoying people who think that these are such bad words.
To that I say
BOLLOCKS.
That is all the rant we have for today, oh dear readers of the land of nonexistentia.

Continuing This Short Story: IE Ranting About This Gorgeous Character I Have Created

So. Decided to continue that story. This one person didn't want me to continue though. Its the whole "One hundred people want me to continue! My friends want me to! The characters in my head are holding me hostage to! One person tells me not to. GOD. I SHOULDN'T WRITE A CONTINUATION/ELABORATION." There's an admin meme for it. I just haven't found it again.
Dialing the romance back a little, developing this world, creating new characters, giving current characters more depth. But the true reason for continuing this story is that I had all these new characters from this world that just invaded my mind when I opened the door. They are just. Holding me at mental gunpoint to continue and create them. So, to you one person who thought I might ruin it. I'll try not to, but there are some just. Attractive characters that are demanding to be let out. Like...
GOD.
This....
MAJESTIC character appeared in my head, charming me into creating him.
Won't divulge all the details, but suffice to say he is a certain Rebel leader (all dystopians need the Rebels!) that is just. Gosh.
Currently, he is in my head, more beautiful than ever. What I fear is that once he goes onto paper he will lose that magnificence. Whatever.
The POV is definitely going to change from character to character and also a 3rd person narrator. 
Just in case you wanted to know.

Have You Ever Done Something You Don't Like And An Awesome Thing Happened?: IE My Flip Out

SO.
This will be my first post in which I speak of writing!
 ERMERGERDS
DO I HAVE 35 HEARTS ON A CERTAIN STORY I WROTE???
WHY YES.
YES I DO.
Now that my obnoxious caps are out of the way... let us head over to my realm of..
FLIPPING OUT
Okay so I lied about the obnoxious caps being over... more to come....
In my realm of flipping out:
OHMYGOD
AAAAAH
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
ACK
I DON'T EVEN LIKE ROMANCE
BUT WHAT?
YAY
AAAH
Now you have exited the dangerous realm of flipping out. It was getting a little scary there. Wasn't it?
(PS Am now at 111 hearts HOLY CRAP AM HAPPY. Whoa almost went to the realm again. That was close.)

The Story As To What, Exactly, I am Speaking Of:

So. There was this prompt on Figment (a writing website) on forbidden love.
Now I do NOT do romance but for some odd reason, I was like... YES. I will DO this.
And then "Just Chemicals" was birthed!
And then began the spamming!
Of many people!
To read this terrible first attempt at romance!
And they liked it!
And I thanks those awesome souls, right now!
If you wish to read it... click the gorgeous GIF designed by Alex Grace whose blog you can find here: http://www.mightierthepen.blogspot.com/



So nonexistent readers, would you like to speak of the moments in your life in which you did something you didn't like but awesome crap happened because of it?
Go on. I shall wait for a comment. An anything. 

Addressing My Audience/Readers: IE My Ramblings To Myself

Well. We (I) can safely assume that there is no one reading this.
Other than I, of course.
Why hello, Sycamore!
How am I doing?
Well, I suppose.
I have been overusing the word awkward today.
This is The Awkward Corner.
But even The Awkward Corner needs variation. Synonyms. Namely a thesaurus.
I'm sure that if I were ever to attract readers, they shall stumble upon this page and laugh at my awkwardness to be talking to myself.
Unless I delete this. However, to preserve the awkwardness of this site, I shall pledge to never delete this.
You may laugh, future readers that may never exist! However, at The Awkward Corner, corner of oddities, ungainly, inelegant and delightfully gawky, we do no judge!
So laugh...
But no judging!
This blog's arms is open to any reasonably awkward person.
Welcome!

My Thoughts While Making This Blog: IE My Explanation On Why It Looks Awkward

du duh du duh du
Let's make a blog!
Do I know how?
Nope.
To Google!
*searches the word 'Blogspot'*
Google? You've monopolized blogs too?
Kays.
Creates a blog.
I am going to wing this shite.
And that, my dear children, is how this blog came to be.
And also why it may look odd.
This is The Awkward Corner.
What would it be without awkward?