*warning: there will many caps lock freak outs*
**double warning: there will also be spoilers**
WHEN AUTHORS DO MEAN THINGS.
I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW [insert mean author's name]
I hate when authors do something really mean.
LIKE TAMORA PIERCE. THAT WOMAN IS EVIL.
I remember, back in the day, I was reading one of her books.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID?!?!?!
*grabs shoulders and shakes*
DO YOU KNOW!?!??!?!?!?!
She took this character that she just used two books with to make you LOVE him and NOT ONLY kills him but MAKES HIM EVIL RIGHT BEFORE MAKING THE MAIN CHARACTER KILL HIM.
I CAN'T EVEN.
EVIL. EVIL!
*shakes fist*
I think we readers must rise up against these injustices!
We need to stop this stomping of hearts!!!!
IT IS NOT OKAY.
I AM REJECTING THIS.
YOU CANNOT JUST TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THIS.
I mean, Dark Triumph by Robin LaFevers KILLS THE BROTHER RIGHT AFTER HE BECOMES ALL NICE AND GOOD.
WHYYYYYY???? I WAS JUST STARTING TO LOVE HIM!!!!
AND ERMERGERD. Girl of Fire and Thorns series by Rae Carson.
HOW COULD YOU?!?!
She falls in love with some warrior dude in the first book- great, I can deal with this!
HE DIES.
She falls in love with another warrior dude, the captain of her guard- good, I like him, I can work with this!
HE GETS KIDNAPPED AT THE END.
Any readers should, at this point, comment their problems with dastardly authors trying to rip out their hearts.
Why you do this to me?!?!?!
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